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    qtp89:

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts


Yea that’s me

    alt-j:

    when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

    (via ofcliford)

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    badgaldollie:

buddbabe:

bae material

That’s when you know it’s real
    ‘All of us are better when we’re loved.’ - Alistair MacLeod, from No Great Mischief  (via perfect)

    (Source: the-final-sentence, via -theuntoldstoryofemilyy)

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    bombing:

    cop: why the hell did you run headfirst into my car

    me: april fools asshole

    cop: shit you got me good

    (via onemidgetless)

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    roavaswardrobe:

    assvvipe:

    summer lovin
    had me a blast
    summer lovin
    dick in my ass

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    (Source: roughness, via wastingchances)

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